Archive for the ‘Ewoks’ Category

i’m in ur acquisiton phaze impoverishing ur stimulus.

Saturday, October 20th, 2007

I am that end of having a cold where you feel okay for the most part. The only remnant of it is the 80 cubic feet of mucus in your head that makes you feel like you're blowing your brain out when you blow your nose. Also, I ...

Brief matters.

Saturday, June 9th, 2007

I dug through some of the comments in response to my letter to the editor. I didn't want to register to respond there, so I figured I would bring up a few points here: · Point: In the same [1852] speech I referenced, Young stated that the master should treat ...

Polyphemus blinded.

Friday, June 8th, 2007

Do you ever have one of those days when you're like, "I am going to write a letter to the editor"? I had one of those days on Wednesday. In retrospect, I will probably piss some people off who are close to me. That's the way it ...

A guide to what I am barely putting up with.

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

“The cacophony of groans, boos and applause echoing inside the University of Utah's Kingsbury Hall was as divided as the men and their politics reverberating on stage,” read the opening line of the Salt Lake Tribune's article covering the recent debate between Sean Hannity and Salt Lake mayor Rocky ...

I’ve Been Busy.

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007

So, I was in the hospital the last couple of days. Long story. The most interesting part was that I got so dehydrated as a result of what put me there (probably gastroenteritis) that I needed 5 bags of IV fluids to get me to pee at ...

Transmissions from a Lonely Room.

Sunday, June 11th, 2006

I've always had loner tendencies, which come to think of it is simply a politically correct way of saying I am a loner. In fact, I have always been a loner and as a general rule have preferred spending time alone than with groups of people. I used ...

Take up Thy Stethoscope and Walk.

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

You really haven't lived until you have wandered the forest-moon of Endor shooting ewoks. Seriously. About ewoks, I remember growing up my friends talking about how ewoks were related to wookies. I wonder if it ever occurred to them how stupid that sounded. Wookies are from Kashyyyk while ...