Suboptimist

I owe you guys one.

So, I figure I can take ten minutes out to say a few things and post a Sunday blogthing. I am about ready to lose my mind. I have finished 3 of 4 papers, and can’t bring myself to start the final one. I have three finals back to back on Tuesday, and no, I don’t know how that happened. My last test is on Thursday, after which I intend to (i) celebrate and (ii) begin a detoxification regime, because when I am stressed, I eat and drink like crap, don’t sleep, don’t get quite enough exercise, and tend to shirk on simple things like washing my hair completely or brushing my teeth thoroughly — all of which actually increase my stress levels. It’s a vicious cycle, really.

Anyway, here is today’s blogthing:

There’s a 36% Chance You’ve Been Abducted By Aliens

Even though you have a few alien abduction signs, you’re almost certainly in the clear.However, if aliens ever do come to your neck of the woods… they’ll probably be coming for you!