Suboptimist

I am so productive today.

I was perusing the Onion today looking for entertainment. Here are some of the things I came up with:

· Dog Befriends Roomba.

· Top Causes of U.S. Military Deaths in Iraq.

· Iraqi Constitution.

· Child Disciplined for Wasting Yarn. I feel guilty for finding that funny.

· Northern Irish, Serbs, Hutus Granted Homeland in West Bank.

· Anyone who has ever bought a used textbook understands Highlighting in Used Copy of Plato’s Republic End on Page 17.

· There were a disproportionate number of these in my high school.