Great linguist, bad political scientist.

August 3, 2008 – 8:14 pm

Honestly, now that all my friends have packed up and left town, I think starting school is less scary. Now I think of starting school as having something to do again.

I’ve been struggling to find a reason to blog lately. Usually, I use this web space as forum to talk about issues in linguistics during the school year, while I talk about other crap during the summer. I don’t know how well that works. I really don’t want this to be specifically a linguistics blog. I have other things I enjoy talking about, but so often I am bombarded with linguistics, so it’s an easier thing to write about. Today, I’ll be writing a little about politics, and a little about linguistics, only because this man, a linguist, wrote this article, about centrism (or centrists), or rather how he doesn’t believe it exists. As an aside, I know this article is about a year old, but not an entire year yet!

Lakoff has decided that centrism is a self-serving metaphor. One created by more conservative Democrats uncomfortable in their own skin. More specifically, there is no defining value of center. Anyone who reads this blog knows I am not a very gifted writer, so I will address the issues point-counter-point and in seriatim.

There is no left to right linear spectrum in the American political life. There are two systems of values and modes of thought — call them progressive and conservative (or nurturant and strict, as I have). There are total progressives, who use a progressive mode of thought on all issues. And total conservatives. And there are lots of folks who are what I’ve called “biconceptuals”: progressive on certain issue areas and conservative on others. But they don’t form a linear scale. They are all over the place: progressive on domestic policy, conservative on foreign policy; conservative on economic policy, progressive on foreign policy and social issues; conservative on religion, but progressive on social issues and foreign policy; and on and on. No linear scale. No single set of values defining a “center.”

Let’s break it down further:

There are two systems of values and modes of thought — call them progressive and conservative (or nurturant and strict, as I have). There are total progressives, who use a progressive mode of thought on all issues. And total conservatives.

The core assumption here is correct. There are conservatives and liberals (which Lakoff arbitrarily decides to call progressives).

And there are lots of folks who are what I’ve called “biconceptuals”: progressive on certain issue areas and conservative on others. But they don’t form a linear scale. They are all over the place: progressive on domestic policy, conservative on foreign policy; conservative on economic policy, progressive on foreign policy and social issues; conservative on religion, but progressive on social issues and foreign policy; and on and on. No linear scale.

This is actually where the core of my disagreement with Lakoff lay. There are those of us, indeed the majority of us, who call ourselves centrists, but are not, ahem, biconceptual. Here, Lakoff is making two assumptions. First, that political ideology is somehow categorical and discrete and second, that people who call themselves centrists are espousing both conservative and liberal views, e.g., I can be conservative fiscally and liberal socially. Most people I know who think this way call themselves libertarians, but whatever.

No single set of values defining a “center.”

And this is where Lakoff goes from being on shaky ground to be outright wrong. There is a set of values defining center, and they aren’t conservative or liberal ones. They espouse compromise and consensus. Not a subtle difference. As centrists, we believe that while either party can be right, very often they aren’t. Often, the extremes create false dichotomies. We see from history that most of our progress has been made from accommodation of the opposition. What we know from the drafting process of the Declaration of Independence and Constitution show that a great deal of compromise went on. The alternative is almost never good.

Lakoff goes on and makes his core argument (I’m skipping over his arguments about liberals being morally elevated above all else):

The very idea that there is a “center” marginalizes progressives, and sees them as extremists, when they simply share fundamental American values. The term “center” suggests there is a “mainstream” where most people are and that there is a single set of views held by that mainstream. That is false.

It is important to stand up to the DLC [Democratic Leadership Committee], and to the idea that there is a unitary mainstream center, that they are it, and that progressives are extremists and deserve to be marginalized.

The idea of a center marginalizes nobody. The idea of a center is that we don’t need to fall into lock-step with one side or the other to do the right thing. If anything, this Third Way position has been marginalized in American politics. In short, Lakoff is guilty of exactly what he accuses centrists of doing: complete disregard for and oversimplification of alternative points of view. I think Lakoff should address his own discomfort with being a liberal before he casts aspersions on the center.

p4ear

July 25, 2008 – 10:05 am

I am probably the second worst blogger in the history of blogging.

Today is one month from the beginning of the fall semester when I officially begin as a graduate student. Here are some of my thoughts:

· I’m already having trouble taking myself seriously. It feels like I’m just going back for another semester, only taking harder classes and getting paid to do it.

· Holy crap, I’ve never actually written a paper longer than 22 pages, and those 20 page papers I wrote were largely BS. I don’t know if I’m capable of writing at the graduate level.

· Grad school politics. I’ve heard the horror stories of sitting in your first graduate seminar and having a professor loathe you for no other reason than that he or she disagrees with you. In short, as a graduate student, I’m treated like a colleague, and will be subjected to the ideological and sometimes personal torment involved in academia. Yay!

Good Lord…what am I getting myself in to?

Deepcrow! Oh no!

July 10, 2008 – 12:05 pm

You know, I never thought such an article taking an optimistic view of the relationship between Mormons and Non-Mormons in Utah could be such bullcrap.

In the Deseret News’ new Mormon Times segment, Jerry Johnston wrote a rather tame article about the Mormon-Non-Mormon divide being blown out of proportion. I am going to post the article here in full:

“Saturday’s Voyeur,” the revue that takes its name from “Saturday’s Warrior,” is about quirky personalities and politics now. But years ago it was all about the LDS Church. And the humor was acid. LDS missionaries, mothers — even sacred attire — got lampooned as fed-up souls in the audience slapped their knees and sipped Merlot.

They were angrier times.

And not without reason.

Thirty years ago, “cast-iron haloes” were more prevalent in LDS circles. Members feared “outside” influences might contaminate their faith. They stayed away from people of other religions and steered their children away from friends who didn’t share their “standards.” Confusion and pain were often the result.

But if the “Saturday’s Voyeur” crowd has matured, so has the “Saturday’s Warrior” crowd. Mormon Tabernacle organists now give concerts at the Cathedral of the Madeleine, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is getting awards for “going green,” and there is a new sensitivity — prompted, in part, by President Gordon B. Hinckley’s advice: Don’t just put up with others, put your arms around them.

Both sides have grown. And the “divide” that was once wider than the Grand Canyon is down to, well, about the size of the Snake River Gorge. With luck, it’ll soon be the width of the Jordan River.

Pessimists say things stink. That we optimists lack information.

We think they need to take a second look.

We see a state coming together, not coming apart.

The continents may be drifting, but Utah’s people are pulling together.

Do abuses still occur? Of course. But — as with racism — mean-spiritedness is no longer acceptable. The ugly side of the divide is being driven into the shadows, where it belongs. Ridicule Mormons — or “non-Mormons” — at your peril.

So, to those who see the battlefield today and wonder, “How can we ever bridge this divide?” — keep in mind some of us, longer in the tooth, are less worried.

We remember when the divide was a real battle zone littered with land mines — a battle zone that was seldom, if ever, mentioned.

“Saturday’s Voyeur,” the revue that takes its name from “Saturday’s Warrior,” is about quirky personalities and politics now. But years ago it was all about the LDS Church. And the humor was acid. LDS missionaries, mothers — even sacred attire — got lampooned as fed-up souls in the audience slapped their knees and sipped Merlot.

They were angrier times.

And not without reason.

Thirty years ago, “cast-iron haloes” were more prevalent in LDS circles. Members feared “outside” influences might contaminate their faith. They stayed away from people of other religions and steered their children away from friends who didn’t share their “standards.” Confusion and pain were often the result.

But if the “Saturday’s Voyeur” crowd has matured, so has the “Saturday’s Warrior” crowd. Mormon Tabernacle organists now give concerts at the Cathedral of the Madeleine, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is getting awards for “going green,” and there is a new sensitivity — prompted, in part, by President Gordon B. Hinckley’s advice: Don’t just put up with others, put your arms around them.

Both sides have grown. And the “divide” that was once wider than the Grand Canyon is down to, well, about the size of the Snake River Gorge. With luck, it’ll soon be the width of the Jordan River.

Pessimists say things stink. That we optimists lack information.

We think they need to take a second look.

We see a state coming together, not coming apart.

The continents may be drifting, but Utah’s people are pulling together.

Do abuses still occur? Of course. But — as with racism — mean-spiritedness is no longer acceptable. The ugly side of the divide is being driven into the shadows, where it belongs. Ridicule Mormons — or “non-Mormons” — at your peril.

So, to those who see the battlefield today and wonder, “How can we ever bridge this divide?” — keep in mind some of us, longer in the tooth, are less worried.

We remember when the divide was a real battle zone littered with land mines — a battle zone that was seldom, if ever, mentioned.

Are you done reading it? Good, because here is one of the comments:

So Jerry’s one of the righteous few who have labored to “bridge the gap” between Mormons and…those of different faiths. If only I were that good.

What Jerry fails to point out, though I’m sure the handful of you who read his self-serving article can easily see, is that this “bridging” is done by putting aside our moral compass, God’s commandments, and doctrine and accepting the many philosophies that are tossed about as being just as good. You have to denounce the idea of Jesus being the only true way to salvation, and embrace Buddha, Krishna, etc.

The fundamental flaw in Jerry’s Unitarian views is that they have no foundation in truth. If his positions on gay marriage, going “green,” allowing liquor sales on Sunday, etc. were paramount to our “getting along,” then there is no need for Christ or Joseph Smith. Just follow the crowd.

Jerry reminds me more of a pre-conversion Zeezrom than any Joan of Arc. He doesn’t have the fortitude to stand for truth or right, unlike those I know who are “long in the tooth.”

Dave

Wow, Dave. Good job on not reading the article. Johnson never implied that you have to compromise your positions on gay marriage, liquor sales, or going green (an action apparently tantamount to Antichrist). He said stop being a dick to people who believe differently. You know another thing we can try? Recognizing that even though we may or may not be religious, we live in a secular society where we must balance the needs of all citizens. Chalk the other crap up to political disagreement and try getting along.

Okay, to bring this back home, I am amazed at how naive Johnston is. If he can’t see how gaping the chasm between Mormons and Non-Mormons is in Utah from reading the comments on his own article, he should ask real people their about their experiences with it. We all have our stories.

Still a consumer whore…

June 30, 2008 – 4:00 pm

I thought I would give you an update on my experience with my shiny new Playstation 3 so far:

The games: I own two games right now: Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots and Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction. I’m impressed with the latest installment of the Metal Gear Solid series. It brings together the best in each game. I am starting to learn about what happened to some characters from earlier games (Meryl, wtf?). MGS4 is also slightly more open than previous games. While the game stages are pretty linear, requiring you to get from point A to point B, you have the option of deciding just how you will do so. While the game still focuses on sneaking, you can sneak any way you please, including my favorite method of sneaking: blending in with local militias. It’s easier to clear a path that way. The latest installment of Ratchet and Clank doesn’t do anything new to the franchise, but it’s still very enjoyable. It’s considerably more difficult than previous games (maybe I’ve just lost my edge), and platforming action has been reduced. This game makes me wish the platform was less powerful. One of my fondest memories of this franchise on the Playstation 2 was blasting the hell out of enemies while watching my frame rate stutter as the massive amount of bolts come flying toward me. It’s more rewarding than it sounds.

I rented Burnout Paradise from Game Fly. I’m a big fan of any game that promotes reckless driving. Online play is great, too. It’s a seamless transtition from cruising the game world offline to cruising it with several other players. Everything bonuses you find in online play gets saved locally. It’s really like you haven’t made any transition. I’ll probably keep this. Next up on Game Fly is Resistance: Fall of Man. All things considered, the PS3 is starting to develop a respectable software library

The interface: The homescreen is intuitive and simple, even if it has a terrible name (Xross Media Bar…I can’t pronounce that). I would like to see the XMB (similar to the 360 dashboard) in game and easier access to the Playstation Store. I think it’s all being adressed in the next update.

Visually: I play the system on my LCD computer monitor. It may be tiny, but I want to play it in HD, and the monitor can push it up to 720p. The last few nights, Dan’s and my parallel gaming nights, where we each play an MMO at his house, have been replaced by me bringing the PS3 down to play on his 1080p capable LCD HDTV. It looks amazing.

This is one poorly constructed list.

June 26, 2008 – 12:27 pm

So, two posts in one day. I just picked up a copy of Entertainment Weekly with a bunch of top-50 lists of the best movies, books, TV shows, musicals, and games. I am going to list some of the game highlights that I either agree with or deeply disagree with.

1 - Tetris: Don’t get me wrong, Tetris is great and deserves to be on the list, but it seems silly to me to be put at number 1. It’s almost as if the writers made the rest of the list, couldn’t think of a number 1, and decided that Tetris was like, the first game ever made or something. Whatever.

2 - Super Mario World: See, in my opinion, this should be number one the list instead of the falling block game. Nintendo called the Wii the Revolution. Super Mario is probably a better fit.

7 - Super Mario Kart: I would add to this, “Ever Mario Kart game ever made, especially Double Dash.”

8 - GoldenEye 007: This game belongs here. I fondly remember the days of GoldenEye tournaments after scouts and church. This will also go down in history of one of the three (3) good movie games in history.

9 - Grand Theft Auto IV: I’m not entirely sure why they chose this particular installment of GTA for the list. In my opinion, the original GTA III would have been a better choice, as it started the ball rolling on the open, engaging, and interactice crime-noir goodness that is Grand Theft Auto. Then again, I haven’t actually played GTA IV yet. I have it in my GameFly Q.

10 - Metal Gear Solid: I think the entire MGS franchise belongs here. Not only did it invent the stealth genre, but it remains one of the few games to have actually pulled it off. The others would be Splinter Cell and Thief. If you can think of others, I’d like to hear it.

11 - Halo: Combat Evolved: I actually don’t understand Halo or all the Halo hype. I don’t know, I would say the Halo 3 marketing campaign was more interesting than any Halo game.

17 - Sim City: Yes.

18 - Half Life: The summary in the article is best: the great legacy of this dystopian epic is how it pushed subsequent FPS’s to focus on story and character.

21 - StarCraft: This game should be higher up the list. Among my all time favorites.

23 - Deus Ex: I am unsure there is any game on the face of the planet that could be loved by me as much as this. I hate to say that I discovered this game by accident, as it was bundled with a video card that my dad had bought but never used. It was love. I knew the game had won my permanent affection when it forced me to make the decision to betray my employers (UNATCO) and broadcast an NSF transmission. It was exhilarating

24 - Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2: Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1 launched the extreme sports genre, so why did they choose Pro Skater 2?

28 - Bioshock: This game is an experience. Should be higher.

30 - Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic With it’s Star Wars IP and complete user control of the character’s alignment, this game belongs on any list.

I’m a bit tired of writing this, but I’ll mention a few others I’m glad made the list: Psychonauts, WoW, Elder Scrolls IV, and a bunch of others. Find the list and read it.

I am a consumer whore.

June 26, 2008 – 11:26 am

This post gets more serious as it progresses.

I never thought I would be proclaiming to the world that I have purchased a Playstation 3 computer entertainment system. Happy birthday to me.

Actually, I did assume that one day I would have a PS3. The PS3 SKU I bought was the Metal Gear Solid 4 bundle released to coincide with the game’s release. I had been waiting for Metal Gear Solid 4 since the credits after Metal Gear Solid 3 started rolling. The package itself was a great deal, too. In the box you get the high-end 80gb model, the game, and the dual-shock SIXAXIS controller all for the price of the standalone 80gb system. This, coupled with Blu-Ray becoming the standard for HD video in the near future, made it seem like the right time to break down and get the console.

I was unfortunately reminded that buying a console is almost never just buying a console — you also have to get required accessories. Given all the stink people made about the Xbox 360 not debuting with HDMI functionality and the PS3 coming with HDMI standard, you’d think that Sony would bundle an HDMI cable with the system. The only AV cable in the box was the standard composite cable. I mean, wtf? Even my Xbox 360 came with a component HD connection. Good work, Sony.

It really is worth it to go out and find an HDMI cable, though. When we plugged it into Dan’s HDTV, we witnessed the Playstation system update in all it’s beautiful 1080p goodness. As if it could get any better than that, we watched the Metal Gear Solid 4 install loading screen in 1080p. Seriously though, once the hour it took to actually start playing games had passed, I started to wonder why it took me so long to take the plunge. The game really looks amazing in HD.

It was a real pain trying to get a hold of the bundle. I have always been a proponent of visiting gaming retailers when purchasing gaming merchandise. I was reminded why that’s a silly policy. No Gamestop had the bundle. I called possibly every location in the Salt Lake Valley, but to no avail. Apparently, the largest exclusive gaming retailer in the world was out of the game system I wanted. The Target across from the Gamestop in Centerville had three systems available. I have also heard a lot of news about a bunch of stores being constantly sold of Nintendo’s Wii console. Every time I’ve been in a Gamestop over the last year and half, somebody has asked if the store had Wiis in stock only to find out they didn’t. When I think about it, every Target, Best Buy, Circuit City, and Wal-Mart I’ve been in over the same period of time has had several available. I could probably write an entire post about this. In the meantime, I am going to consider purchasing all my gaming wares at Target.

Somewhere over the last year or two, I have noticed a dramatic shift in the Deseret News. Once upon a time, I would have called the Deseret News editorial page “moderate.” This is no longer the case, as it has shifted dramatically rightward. I’m not going to go into a lot of depth on this, since I never seem to shut up about it, but I swear the Deseret News only picks the most inflammatory, right of center letters to publish and chooses the least eloquent and thoughtful columnists. Too much Krauthammer, not enough Buckley (or whatever his living equivalent would be). I should take count of how many letters a day are published calling Obama a socialist or (as he was called today, a Marxist).

A potential new direction.

June 16, 2008 – 1:41 pm

It seems I fell off the face of the earth. I’m sorry. I’ve returned. Let’s catch up.

First I want to talk briefly about a cultural quirk of Utah: alcohol, tobacco, (not firearms), coffee, and tea.

Actually, I’m talking more specifically about alcohol, more specifically commonly-held views about alcohol in Utah. For the out of state readers, Utah is known to have often silly laws governing the distribution of alcohol and the management of bars. For one, all alcoholic beverages with alcohol content of greater than 4.0% ABV must be sold in state-owned liquor stores at an 80% markup, in a restaurant only with food, or in a private club. The private club system requires that patrons buy a temporary or annual membership. The state is considering doing away with the private club membership requirement. Naturally, the Deseret News/Tribune comment boards are going crazy.

The Word of Wisdom is the dietary law followed by active Latter-day Saints. Certain parts (abstinence from alcohol, tobacco, coffee, and tea) were made mandatory for baptism in 1921. When the Word of Wisdom followed by active Mormons coupled with the tremendous political influence Church headquarters has in this state will almost certainly determine the fate of the private club membership. Additionally, the non-drinking Mormons in Utah tend to think in terms of the ‘evils of alcohol’ rather than the ‘risks of alcohol.’ There is a misunderstanding that the moment somebody drinks, they will immediately get drunk, drive home, run over a baby, and beat their wife. There is another misunderstanding that Utah’s strict liquor laws are the reason Utah’s DUI rate is so low, although looking at the DUI rates in areas with much stricter laws, say Pennsylvania and D.C., seems to indicate otherwise. Finally, some people have interesting ways of justifying their desire for even stricter laws when they are no longer secure with their original religious motivation:

When I look at the brain scans of a drinker. I feel that is enough proof to ban Alcohol let alone tighten some laws. If anything our liquor laws should get MUCH MUCH MUCH more strict. They are not enough as it is.

[…]

This brilliant neuroscientist seems to to on to something. Oh, wait, no. Yes, frequent binge drinking can reak havoc on the CNS, but common social drinking doesn’t. Moderate alcohol consumption doesn’t do enough damage to the brain to justify an all-out ban. Most of the world’s greatest intellectuals have been drinkers.

Anyway, I’m really tired of talking about that. I’ve been considering managing two blogs, and before you laugh and remind me that I can barely keep up with one, let me tell you the reason. I’d like to keep this blog academic and talk about linguistics and the kind of stuff I just talked about. I’d like to have another blog to talk about games, specifically MMOs. It’d be nice to get some ad revenue off of the blog to maybe put gas in my car. In the meantime, let me give you an MMO update:

LotRO: I’ve been moving slowly in LotRO, taking several nights off in favor of spending time with my non-gaming girlfriend. My minstrel is level 31, and I am traiting him out to be versatile enough in the endgame to be main healer or to provide AOE DPS, depending on the situation. I really enjoy playing the character, the game world remains compelling, and I now get to look forward to the game expansion, which opens up Lòrien, Moria, uses environement-aware AI, and creates a new ‘world-changing event’ mechanic. It seems Turbine is trying to show that it has the development gravitas to develop toward the core market and separate itself from WoW.

EVE Online: The Empyrean Age is interesting. Unfortunately, I’ve had more fun reading about it than I have had playing it. I just haven’t had the time to commit to EVE outside of skill training (I’m working toward a covert-ops/battlecruiser character to patrol low-sec belts and fight Caldari militia).

In other MMO news, I downloaded Vanguard and intend to play the free month to see if I like it. I remember looking forward to the game a long time ago, and promptly forgetting about it after I heard what a terrible launch it had. Apparently they’ve fixed the issues, and it’s a pretty fun game. Sort of like what Everquest was supposed to be. What originally induced me to try the game was the world size and the class system. The world is apparently FFXI big. If you’re familiar with FFXI, you know just how big that is. It can take two hours to get from a city on one continent to a city on another. This sounds really annoying, I know, but if you have the same kind of world-size fetish I do, you understand why that’s so exciting. As far as classes, I want to try something a little different thant what I usually play. I’m thinking of playing a Bard. Interestingly, the bard can open a can of whoop-ass.

Stuff to write

June 11, 2008 – 1:46 pm

I honestly have, like, seven updates half written. I just can’t manage to complete any of them. Dammit.

A belated fatwa.

June 4, 2008 – 2:55 pm

So, the Friday Fatwa didn’t last very long as a Friday-specific feature. Frankly, I’ve had too much to deal with the last week or so to bother writing in my blog. Get over it.

I’m having trouble deciding which of the two local newspapers in Salt Lake frustrate me more. Not the newspapers themselves, really, but the the comment boards. The people who frequent the comment boards occupy the extremes only, though each board tends more toward one. The Tribune has more annoyingly angry liberals who think they’re funny and smart, while the Deseret News has more self-righteous gasbags who think they’re rational. Today, I am only giving one example from the Deseret News:

Hollywood’s morals are reflected in the works it produces, and it’s always been that way. That’s why law enforcement officers are often portrayed as idiots, family men as morons, and stay-at-home housewives as stupid subordinates, while sexually promiscuous and irresponsible characters are shown to be adventurous, open-minded, kind and virtuous. Many people locally were upset by the nudity in Titanic, while I think they should have been more upset by the unfaithfulness of the woman who ditched her fiance and bedded a shipmate during the journey. If you want to see Hollywood continue to spread its brand of morality, continue patronizing movies that show decadence as good and chastity as evil.

Rich

I’m going to leave the subtle misogyny aside. Are law enforcement officers portrayed as idiots? Probably no more than some already are, and they are often also portrayed as heroes. Just watch any crime drama or buddy-cop show. Family men are hardly portrayed as morons, housewives aren’t all portrayed as subordinate, and if you’ve seen Desperate Housewives, for example, sexually promiscuous, unfaithful people aren’t shown in the most positive light. I don’t understand the paranoia some people have about Hollywood. This is the kind of attitude you hear from people who hear a lot about the supposed moral degeneracy of Hollywood, but don’t actually watch much of its product.

Alright, time for less frustrating topics: cell phones.

I’m kind of a cell phone geek. I’m always interested in the newest phone out there (though I rarely have the money to blow on it). Currently I am using my dad’s old iPhone (he acquired an AT&T 8925). I intend to hang on to the iPhone until a viable Android-based handset is available and my current contract allows for an upgrade. Here are my preliminary views of the iPhone.

Pros: The interface is sleek and intuitive. It doesn’t beep at me for unknown reasons, and the phone syncs seemlessly with iTunes. Having a full HTML browser is a nice thing to have. The applications are all very well designed and thought out.

Cons: EDGE network. You would think that Apple’s revolutionary phone would operate on the revolutionary 3G network. If there are various Wi-Fi networks in the area, the phone gets confused about how to connect to the internet leading to very slow downloads. Also, the phone is black. WTF? Sorry, but tech manufacturers should be shot for making black devices. I have to clean my screen twice a day and every little scratch and smudge is noticeable. I ordered a Zagg invisible shield/screen guard for the phone, but now I have to find a free 12 hours to let the phone sit.

No title this time.

May 28, 2008 – 2:13 pm

I’ve been listed as a coauthor on a paper my graduate advisor is presenting. I’m not sure whether to be thrilled or terrified. Basically, we’re trying to figure out the exact phonemic inventory of Shoshoni. I will give updates once I actually know for certain what’s going on.

I lost my phone down a storm drain last Friday, and have been without my phone since. I am literally losing my mind. Think about all the important calls and messages I may have missed. Anyway, I probably won’t have a phone until the end of today or tomorrow. Must last one day longer…